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Journals are a collection of unique xp awards that players can earn during their playtime that usually grants them xp and sometimes a unique one-time reward. Journals also include achievements, unique kills, kudos, and travels.
The beneath list is not complete, however a few can be seen here.
Journals
1500 missile commander Launched the Colossus missile. You inhuman bastard. 1000 chud genocide Murdered every chud in the sewers. 1000 ronin Got the case out of W-U for Slim. 800 Colony Conqueror Her reign of terror comes to an end. 800 Edith's dolly Returned Edith's dolly to her. 750 Deforester The forces of pollution have nothing on the likes of you! 650 oil baron Refined and sold some gasoline from the refinery. 650 turing award 10 PRINT 'UR GAY' 20 GOTO 10 600 liberator Reunited the peasant sisters in botany bay. 600 matter compiler Used the ancient matter compiler to make valuable metals. 600 redneck nuker yeehaa! kablooey! 500 brundlechud Genetically engineered the horrific BrundleChud. 500 crack bomber Terror-bombed the crack mansion. 500 electrical engineer Restored power to the Slagtown subway station. 500 gun dealer Got an invite to 77Jack's arms dealership. 500 sealab flooder Killed the deep one abomination, and flooded the sealab. 500 shoggoth tunnels Found your way down into the shoggoth tunnels. 500 UFO Mechanic Fixed the crashed UFO at the crater rim. 450 null's salvation Destroyed all the Shoggoth spawn for Null. 400 hellboy Killed the Hellboy and took his gun. 400 nodachi Got the lotus nodachi on Kakuri island. 400 siege survivor Survived the assault on Precinct 13. 350 baby farmer Sacrificed your firstborn to the shoggoth. 350 drug dealer First one's free, kid! 350 egg harvest Killed the bug queen for her eggs. 300 Belding Killed the leader of the karnivores and took his jacket. 300 buddha on the road Met buddha on the road. Killed him. 300 Reactionary Violence Put an end to the permanent revolution 250 cousteau Explored the abandoned sealab. 200 apotheosis Discovered the Juicer clan "God". 200 belly of the beast Wading through a horde of the undead. 200 furnace Found the hidden passage in the orphanage furnace. 175 agnes' secret Blackmailed Sister Agnes with her nasty secret in the basement. 150 charnold Hunted down and killed the Charnold. 150 intern Landed a desk job at Weyland-Utani. 150 neurosurgeon It ain't rocket science. 150 orphan hunter Killed a hundred diseased orphans for the Gein Foundation. 125 As Above Took in the view at the top of the AXON radio antenna. 100 Bungle Tungler Did the unthinkable and impossible - tungled the bungle. 100 demon killer Killed an agent of satan for Prchr. 100 fishkeeper Kept sea creatures imprisoned in your apartment for fun. 100 hostage Took a hostage at gunpoint. 100 moonshiner Hooked Care Dog up with some moonshine. 50 dreams of before Was it all just a dream? 50 munitions supply Supplied with munitions by Null.
Achievements
600 satanist! Made a reputation for flamboyant evil. 500 mad scientist! Made a reputation as a mad scientist. 500 mount fisty Climbed treacherous Mount Fisty. Go you! 450 crime boss! Made a reputation as a hardcore criminal. 400 gruesome Killed a grue in a gruesome way. 300 racketeer Offered 'protection' to a local business. 250 bounty hunter Iced ten bounty targets for Fat Ratzo. 250 geocacher Found ten geocaches. 250 Killed Kalt Killed Sky Commisar Kalt. Damn. 200 celebrity Signed some memorabilia for your biggest fan. 200 ghostbuster You are seriously not afraid of no ghost. 200 Killed Delacroix Killed Sky Captain Delacroix. 200 raising shell The terror of North Beach! 150 con artist Talked a citizen out of some money. 150 high roller Gambled your way to high-roller status. 150 hobbyist Spent your time collecting a bunch of momentos. 120 Killed Charl Killed Sky Raider Charl. 120 Killed Dolora Killed Sky Raider Dolora. 100 cop killer Offed a cop. You hard mothafucka you. 100 curly moustache oh he's so pringles 100 finish him! Executed fifty fatalities. 100 fisherman Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. 100 master's blade disciplined the foolish 100 thuggin Jacked some poor clone for his credit. 100 vampire slayer Sent a bloodsucker back to Hell. 75 sky pirate stole an aircraft and sold it for scrap 69 minge binge! What a nice smelling nice smell. 50 bad dream Fucked your own dad in a dream. What the hell, man? 50 breeder The miracle of childbirth! 50 date rape Made sweet love to that special passed-out something. 50 first responder You're not allowed to die 'til I let you. 50 fonzie You restarted the jukebox in the bar. You're so goddamn cool. 50 over the top Won an arm-wrestling match. 50 prank caller Inquired as to the whereabouts of a certain Heywood Jablome. 50 soylent feast Nothing beats the home made stuff! 50 the serenest Won a staring contest. 25 beefalo tipper Had some fun at the beefalo's expense. You jackass. 25 bum a smoke Bummed a smoke to a chobo. You mensch! 25 david motari That was mean. 20 conet Intercepted the conch shell transmission. 10 kitten killer Didn't think of the kittens, wanker. 9 penectomy Hope it was worth it. 5 macgyver It's a little recipe I use in emergencies. 1 baby killer Terminated an inconvenient pregnancy. 1 cherry popper Devirginized someone. 1 etiquette learned in the way of ETIQUETTE 1 feeding tube Did it Terri Schiavo-style. 1 golden shower Watering for sport. 1 James Kopp Saved the unborn by murdering a doctor. 1 led balloon OH THE HUMANITY! (Destroyed the Das Kochenhammer) 1 medic Made a living helping the ill and disabled. 1 Nazkar Sharpton Projects - Ghosts in Apartment 204 1 potty trained You peed in the potty! Good baby! 1 scam artist Made a living scamming people out of their credit. 1 the clap Contracted an unfortunate social disease. 1 utility worker Made a living repairing the city's utilities. 1 veteran ghostbuster Made a living busting ghosts. 1 whore Sold your body to the night. ROXANNE!
Kills
400 chopped a treeman Tore down a treeman. TIMBER! 400 crushed a giant ant It feels good to have one foot on top. 400 defeated a giant ant Overpowered the ant queen's guards. 400 dispatched a mutant Found a mutant firefighter and dispatched it. 400 dispatched a sky pir Drachma would be proud. 400 executed a gulfhound Found a gulfhound and executed it. 400 junked a junker Worth five cents at your local recycling center! 400 killed a master vamp You don't belong in this world! 400 killed an apex basil Found an apex basilisk and killed it. 400 murdered a karnivore FUKKED WIT DA KARNOVORES 400 murdered an ice yeti Found an ice yeti and murdered it. 400 neutralized a mutant Found a mutant footballer and neutralized it. 400 neutralized a sky pi Found a sky pirate commissar and dusted them. 400 neutralized a sky pi He was no Vyse. 400 offed a jigsurgeon Found a jigsurgeon and offed it. 400 offed a mold boss Found a mold boss and offed it. 400 offed a nullianac Found a nullianac and offed it. 400 slaughtered a large Mega Sore-Ass 400 slaughtered a raider Found a raider boss and slaughtered it. 400 slew a karnivore sen Found a karnivore senior and slew it. 400 slew a mutant bootle Found a mutant bootlegger and slew it. 400 slew a rock turtle Cowabunga! 400 slew an ashbeast Found an ashbeast and slew it. 400 smashed a silicate t From life to loess. 400 wasted an antopotamu Found an antopotamus and wasted it. 384 neutralized a mold b Found a mold beast and neutralized it. 352 offed a grindroid Found a grindroid and offed it. 336 slaughtered a toxic Found a toxic freak and slaughtered it. 320 executed a blue scre Found a blue screamer and executed it. 320 killed a grizzly Found a grizzly and killed it. 320 offed an enforcer dr Found an enforcer droid and offed it. 320 wasted a glass tree Found a glass tree and wasted it. 304 slew a 108 dragon th Found a 108 dragon thug and slew it. 300 killed a basilisk Monster. 300 slew a tentacle rape In porn, this would be impossible before it had its way with you. 280 slaughtered a monstr Found a monstrosity and slaughtered it. 264 murdered a deep one Dagon will not be pleased with you. 240 dispatched a rock le Found a rock leech and dispatched it. 240 executed an adolesce Found an adolescent dino and executed it. 240 slaughtered a freak Found a freak citizen and slaughtered it. 240 slaughtered an invad Found an invading rock leech and slaughtered it. 240 wasted a boomer zomb Found a boomer zombie and wasted it. 224 dispatched a suicide Found a suicide bomber and dispatched it. 224 wasted a phagelab zo You're fighting for your life inside a thriller, thriller 220 dispatched a satanist nun 208 executed a hepcat So hip, daddy-o. 208 slew a shoggoth spaw Found a shoggoth spawn and slew it. 200 neutralized an arach Found an arachno and neutralized it. 192 killed a necropolis Found a necropolis zombie and killed it. 176 executed a crocodile Found a crocodile and executed it. 176 slaughtered a yeti Found a yeti and slaughtered it. 168 offed a lobstrosity You're gonna need a LOT of butter. 160 executed a FCEF rook Found a FCEF rookie and executed it. 160 murdered a giant cav AHHHHH FUCK I HATE SPIDERS 160 neutralized a spamme Your quest for perfect hair must go on. 160 offed a bleachrat Found a bleachrat and offed it. 160 slew a nippo-knight Actually, the term would be 'Samurai'. 160 snuffed a crackfiend Found a crackfiend and snuffed it. 144 dispatched a mime Found a mime and dispatched it. 144 slaughtered an armor Found an armordillo and slaughtered it. 120 executed a zombie 'Cuz it's a thriller, thriller night... 120 killed a mall zombie Found a mall zombie and killed it. 120 murdered a racist I'll getcha neegras! 120 murdered an alligato Found an alligator and murdered it. 120 neutralized a celebr TOM CRUISE MISSILE HITS CELEBRITY ZOMBIE 112 offed a redneck It puts the lotion on its skin. 104 banished a poltergei An invisible man, sleeping in your bed 104 murdered a nippoinit Found a nippoinitiate and murdered it. 96 dispatched a chuman Found a chuman guard and dispatched it. 96 executed a bully Found a bully and executed it. 96 murdered a tusker Don't forget to save the dick. It'll make a good hotdog. 96 offed a porcuswine Found a porcuswine and offed it. 96 slaughtered a chobo No sigrits for him! 96 slew a crackhead I just wanted a rock... 96 wasted a red chud It's like a chud. Only red. 80 executed a nipposerv Found a nipposervulant and executed it. 80 killed a cave chukka Found a cave chukka and killed it. 80 killed a chud Found a chud and killed it. 80 murdered a caiman Found a caiman and murdered it. 80 offed a nerdling Found a nerdling and offed it. 80 slaughtered a pregna Found a pregnant teenager and slaughtered it. 80 slew a babymomma You dun tuk her bebby away! 72 dispatched an otaku WWWRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!? 72 offed a beefalo Mmmmm.... ribwich. 72 offed a gangland cit Found a gangland citizen and offed it. 72 slaughtered a cave b Found a cave bandit and slaughtered it. 72 slew an ITLAPD pirat Sent an ITLAPD pirate to Davy Jones' Locker. 72 snuffed a mutant sha Jawsome! 72 wasted an assaulting Found an assaulting gangland citizen and wasted it. 64 dispatched a sea chu Beware the wrath of Grath! 64 neutralized a chukka Found a chukka and neutralized it. 64 snuffed a scumbag Found a scumbag and snuffed it. 64 wasted a bat That guy was driving me bananas. What? Why are you looking at me like that? 56 neutralized a chobo Found a chobo (sharpton) and neutralized it. 56 wasted a radscorpion Found a radscorpion and wasted it. 50 slew an ant larva Eliminating the brood one hatchling at a time. 48 destroyed a Necropol Found a DeadBot in the Necropolis and executed it. 48 neutralized a giant Found a giant rat and neutralized it. 48 offed a neo-vicky Found a neo-vicky and offed it. 48 offed an orphan -agnes fuck you 48 slew a slagtown monk Who is the alpha male now? 40 executed a player em Found a player emulating monster and executed it. 40 executed a yacatisma Found a yacatisma cultist and executed it. 40 killed a chicken Found a chicken and killed it. 40 murdered a chuman Found a chuman and murdered it. 40 murdered a necropoli Found a necropolis spectre and murdered it. 40 offed a wild dog Q: What did the dog call his father? A: His paw!!! 40 slaughtered a sentry Found a sentry droid and slaughtered it. 40 snuffed a cave spide Found a cave spider and snuffed it. 40 snuffed a truck stop Q: What is more amazing than a talking dog? A: A spelling Bee!!!! 32 dispatched a ghost Who ya gonna call? 32 neutralized a stoner 420 KILL POTHEADS EVERY DAY 32 offed a mountain pas Found a mountain pass bandit and offed it. 24 dispatched a clown What am I, a clown to you? Am I here for your amusement? 24 dispatched a consume There's just no joke funny enough. 24 dispatched a juicer Made juice out of a juicer. 24 dispatched a molegul Found a molegull and dispatched it. 24 dispatched a mountai Found a mountain ram and dispatched it. 24 euthanized an old fa Found an old man and murdered it. 24 killed a chestburste Get away from her, you bitch! 24 killed a crack baby Found a crack baby and killed it. 24 killed a human monst Found a human monster and killed it. 24 murdered a carnie Found a carnie and murdered it. 24 neutralized a gateke Found a gatekeeper and neutralized it. 24 neutralized a lusken Found a luskentryan adult and neutralized it. 24 neutralized a rattle Found a rattlesnake and neutralized it. 24 neutralized a small He just wanted to dress up like one of the three musketeers! 24 neutralized a vampir You can't fight the Thirst forever. 24 neutralized an escap Killbot found him. 24 slaughtered a hentai How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop? 24 slew a cave slug Managed to kill one of them... 24 slew a sewer beetle Found a sewer beetle and slew it. 24 snuffed a satanist Found a satanist and snuffed it. 24 wasted a crazy preac Found a crazy preacher and wasted it. 24 wasted a lammergier Found a lammergier and wasted it. 16 murdered a bunny Found a bunny and murdered it. 16 slaughtered a citize But... his stuff. 8 murdered a kitten You wanker.
Kudos
0 balance in all thing Gave a good suggestion on balance. Thanks! 0 ruptured Ruptured the very fabric of the world. Way to go!
Travels
200 boarded the Das Kochenhammer 150 found the necropolis gate 125 found stormfront island 125 went to hell 100 climbed on mount fisty 100 discovered the dragon hideout 100 found the adamant canyon west 100 found the necropolis 'el' 100 visited the refinery 75 discovered botany bay 75 discovered Fry's 75 discovered kakuri monastery 1st floor 75 discovered phil's diner 75 discovered the ashen valley 75 discovered the bradbury basement 75 discovered the canyon's depths 75 discovered the colossus silo 75 discovered the luskentryan mansion 75 discovered the mountainside 75 discovered the necropolis floodplain 75 discovered the nukem academy 75 discovered the sub-sewers 75 discovered the toxic dump 75 discovered the watery fissure 75 explored Edith's house 75 explored spaceorg HQ 75 explored the abandoned highway 75 explored the adamant canyon east 75 explored the berkeley psychic institute 75 explored the camp carcinoma 75 explored the carcinoma sewers 75 explored the LB3 75 explored the Lurleen estates 75 explored the luskentyre plateau 75 explored the maze 75 explored the sealab 75 explored the sharpton projects - exterior 75 explored the southern necropolis 75 explored the takotech ruins 75 explored the wasteland 75 explored the weezer village 75 explored warehouse 75 explored Weyland-utani building 75 found devil's towers 75 found kakuri island 75 found kakuri monastery, basement 75 found new clearwater 75 found sharpton interior 75 found the aphotic grotto 75 found the chemical plant 75 found the country road 75 found the decrepit farmhouse 75 found the foggy clearing 75 found the forest trail 75 found the gulf of stockton 75 found the Jungle Hideout 75 found the mountain pass 75 found the necropolis' heart 75 found the rodger young 75 found the tortuga island 75 found the underground mine 75 found weezer dam 75 investigated diablo seco 75 landed at macero 75 reached Coventry island 75 reached glowstiller 75 reached lanyard court fire station 75 reached the crashed C130V 75 reached the death adder ravine 75 reached the ocean cliffs 75 reached the pitcairn island 75 reached the screamer base 75 reached the screaming chasm 75 reached the sea of dunes 75 reached the star field 75 visited 990 lambda way 75 visited Axon Broadcasting Station 75 visited birchwood 75 visited haaskel dormitory 75 visited maas-neotek 75 visited our dear lady of lust 75 visited remote church 75 visited the acres 75 visited the Beneath Tortuga 75 visited the cave complex 75 visited the crater forest 75 visited the dam interior 75 visited the exxon valdez 75 visited the glass mesa 75 visited the hellbore 75 visited the labyrinth 75 visited the mall 75 visited the new clearwater sewer system 75 visited the north beach 75 visited the open prairie 75 visited the sewers 75 visited the subterranean colony 75 visited the subway tunnels 75 visited the underground jerkway 75 visited the underground river 75 visited the village of lurleen 75 visited vault 4 60 discovered the crater rim 50 found st God's memorial hospital 50 visited final rest home 50 visited gangland 50 visited the shoreline 25 discovered the bombed-out building