Mr. Pickles Fun-Time Abortion Clinic

Mr. Pickle's Fun-Time Abortion Clinic is a do-it-yourself abortion facility, located in Gangland. DIY abortion is about as tasteful as it sounds. For a small fee, pregnant players can abort their own pregnancies with the machine here, inflicting severe damage on themselves in the process. Unless you find being violated by a vaginal sucker machine sexually appealing, it's better to visit Doctor Slepian in Shoreline instead, who provides the same service but will do less damage. There are also emergency contraceptive pills available at Meds 4 Less.

Remember to pick up birth control pills while you're there, or get your partner to use a rubber next time, or even use a Norplant. It's possible to get aborted by fellow players with less penalty if they're skilled medics, but if you've actually landed on this page, you're probably not associating with those types, huh?