Fuck Machine

A thickening of the genitals gives you awesome powers of fuckin'!  Too bad the enlarged tissue gets in the way a bit when climbing.

Skill Modifiers:

* climb: -1

* cool: +1

* fuck: +4

Effects

This mutation grants:

   +1 Cool
   +4 Fuck
   -1 Climb
   fant*asize command: use focus to get horny.
   cum command: use focus to immediately orgasm, or augment and accelerate an impending one.
   engorge command: instantly grow a penis.
   subsume command: instantly grow a vagina.
   blossom command: instantly grow some tits.
   flatten command: instantly remove your tits.
   compress command: instantly remove your genitals.
   Size bonus to breasts and penis.

Advantages

• +1 Cool. The non-opportunity cost for this mutation is negligible, so it's a free stat.
• Utility for focus-havers. Being able to easily toggle horny means one can reap all its upsides while also negating its downsides.
• Gender. For some people, the quick and easy intrinsic access to the options that mutation provides is a concept that is incredibly gender. (It's the closest that Samsara's jank codebase can offer to a Salmacian genital layout, for instance.) If you're one of those, please don't let me dissuade you from picking it.

Disadvantages

• Focus-dependent. Though fantasizing is relatively consistent, someone with zero focus investment will generally not be able to cum.
• Replacable. You want a thing to inflict boners on command? It's called Viagra and porn. You want a thing to treat boners on command? It's called an inflatable sheep. You want someone to remove boners on command? Ey're called Doctor Beta.
• Opportunity cost. You're trading an entire mutation slot for a small stat buff and the ability to do these things.

Location

In Maas Neotek, in the Baumann-Ritchie Club for Gentlemen on the upper-most floor.

Mutations
Racial Mutations	Abomination • Chud • Hideous Freak • Vampire • Zombie
Focus Mutations	Carrie • Chiller • Fuck Machine • Salamander • Screech • Writhing Smoke • Empath
Movement Mutations	Leapfrog • Phaser • Clairvoyance
	Flight • Blink • Medium
Soak Mutations	High Density • Firewalker • Rubberskin • Snakeskin • Yeti Skin
	Lithodermis • Solar Sponge • Silicone Skin • Eelskin • Yeti Fur
Miscellaneous Mutations	Billygoat • Bleeder • Bloodhound • Brainslug • Brute Strength • Camelfat • Enigma • Fibrocartilage • Hooligan • Hyperimmune • Iron Liver • Junkrat • Mule • Nimble Fingers • Plant Whisperer • Stench • Twitchy Nerves • Superclot • Xray Vision • Cat Ears
Ripperlikes	Carcinocudgel • Horrorspike • Ripper • Tendrils
Joke Mutations	Third Nipple
Defunct Mutations	Jammer