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[[File:Cat Ears.png|thumb|Average Cat Ears mutant.]]
[[File:Cat Ears.png|thumb|Average Cat Ears mutant.]]
''Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.''
''<nowiki>The ting goes uwaaa! nya nya nya nya~! :3 kyakun-nya-nya, and a pyon-pyon-purrr-nyaa skyaaaaaaa~~~ nya-nya-meow-meow-purr-purr pyan, pyan!!!! you don't knyaaw~ big paw :3</nowiki>''


You have fuzzy little cat ears and a tail! Falling's not as dangerous, and you hate water. Also, you have an odd affinity for Linux distributions and tearing down government hierarchies.  
You have fuzzy little cat ears and a tail! Falling's not as dangerous, and you hate water. Also, you have an odd affinity for Linux distributions and tearing down government hierarchies.  

Revision as of 23:25, 29 April 2024

Average Cat Ears mutant.

The ting goes uwaaa! nya nya nya nya~! :3 kyakun-nya-nya, and a pyon-pyon-purrr-nyaa skyaaaaaaa~~~ nya-nya-meow-meow-purr-purr pyan, pyan!!!! you don't knyaaw~ big paw :3

You have fuzzy little cat ears and a tail! Falling's not as dangerous, and you hate water. Also, you have an odd affinity for Linux distributions and tearing down government hierarchies.

Cat Ears is mutually exclusive with Third Nipple and thus can't be taken together with it.

Location

The Cat Ears mutation is found in Weezer Village, under the STEM Biotech Offices, go west once inside and search before heading down into the basement.

Effects

 +1 Bombs
 +1 Hack
 +1 Rifles
 -2 Swim

Advantages

  • You talk like a cat.
  • Prevents death by falling damage.

Disadvantages

  • It's really fucking annoying.
  • Gain stress in water.

Appearance

In progress.


Mutations
Racial Mutations Abomination • Chud • Hideous Freak • Vampire • Zombie
Focus Mutations Carrie • Chiller • Fuck Machine • Salamander • Screech • Writhing Smoke • Empath
Movement Mutations Leapfrog • Phaser • Clairvoyance
Flight • Blink • Medium
Soak Mutations High Density • Firewalker • Rubberskin • Snakeskin • Yeti Skin
Lithodermis • Solar Sponge • Silicone Skin • Eelskin • Yeti Fur
Miscellaneous Mutations Billygoat • Bleeder • Bloodhound • Brainslug • Brute Strength • Camelfat • Enigma • Fibrocartilage • Hooligan • Hyperimmune • Iron Liver • Junkrat • Mule • Nimble Fingers • Plant Whisperer • Stench • Twitchy Nerves • Superclot • Xray Vision • Cat Ears
Ripperlikes Carcinocudgel • Horrorspike • Ripper • Tendrils
Joke Mutations Third Nipple
Defunct Mutations Jammer
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