Fuck Machine
A thickening of the genitals gives you awesome powers of fuckin'! Too bad the enlarged tissue gets in the way a bit when climbing.
Effects
This mutation grants:
Passive: +1 Cool Passive: +4 Fuck Passive: -1 Climb fant*asize command: use focus to get horny. cum command: use focus to immediately orgasm, or augment and accelerate an impending one. engorge command: instantly grow a penis. subsume command: instantly grow a vagina. blossom command: instantly grow some tits. flatten command: instantly remove your tits. compress command: instantly remove your genitals. Size bonus to breasts and penis.
Advantages
- +1 Cool. The non-opportunity cost for this mutation is negligible, so it's a free stat.
- Excellent horny control. Being able to easily toggle horny means one can reap all its upsides while also negating its downsides.
- Gender. For some people, the quick and easy intrinsic access to the options that mutation provides is a concept that is incredibly gender. (It's the closest that Samsara's jank codebase can offer to a Salmacian genital layout, for instance.) If you're one of those, please don't let me dissuade you from picking it.
- Pre-requisite for Abomination. Abomination requires mutants to have Fuck Machine before they can get it. While this is an advantage of Fuck Machine, some players find it to be a disadvantage for Abomination.
Disadvantages
- Focus-dependent. Though fantasizing is relatively consistent, someone with zero focus investment will generally not be able to cum.
- Replacable. You want a thing to inflict boners on command? It's called Viagra and porn. You want a thing to treat boners on command? It's called an inflatable sheep. You want someone to remove boners on command? Ey're called Doctor Beta.
- Opportunity cost. You're trading an entire mutation slot for a small stat buff and the ability to do these things.
Location
In Maas Neotek, in the Baumann-Ritchie Club for Gentlemen on the upper-most floor.
Mutations | |
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Racial Mutations | Abomination • Chud • Hideous Freak • Vampire • Zombie |
Focus Mutations | Carrie • Chiller • Fuck Machine • Salamander • Screech • Writhing Smoke • Empath |
Movement Mutations | Leapfrog • Phaser • Clairvoyance |
Flight • Blink • Medium | |
Soak Mutations | High Density • Firewalker • Rubberskin • Snakeskin • Yeti Skin |
Lithodermis • Solar Sponge • Silicone Skin • Eelskin • Yeti Fur | |
Miscellaneous Mutations | Billygoat • Bleeder • Bloodhound • Brainslug • Brute Strength • Camelfat • Enigma • Fibrocartilage • Hooligan • Hyperimmune • Iron Liver • Junkrat • Mule • Nimble Fingers • Plant Whisperer • Stench • Twitchy Nerves • Superclot • Xray Vision • Cat Ears |
Ripperlikes | Carcinocudgel • Horrorspike • Ripper • Tendrils |
Joke Mutations | Third Nipple |
Defunct Mutations | Jammer |