Fuck Machine

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A thickening of the genitals gives you awesome powers of fuckin'!  Too bad the enlarged tissue gets in the way a bit when climbing.

Effects

This mutation grants:

   Passive: +1 Cool
   Passive: +4 Fuck
   Passive: -1 Climb
   fant*asize command: use focus to get horny.
   cum command: use focus to immediately orgasm, or augment and accelerate an impending one.
   engorge command: instantly grow a penis.
   subsume command: instantly grow a vagina.
   blossom command: instantly grow some tits.
   flatten command: instantly remove your tits.
   compress command: instantly remove your genitals.
   Size bonus to breasts and penis.

Advantages

  • +1 Cool. The non-opportunity cost for this mutation is negligible, so it's a free stat.
  • Excellent horny control. Being able to easily toggle horny means one can reap all its upsides while also negating its downsides.
  • Gender. For some people, the quick and easy intrinsic access to the options that mutation provides is a concept that is incredibly gender. (It's the closest that Samsara's jank codebase can offer to a Salmacian genital layout, for instance.) If you're one of those, please don't let me dissuade you from picking it.
  • Pre-requisite for Abomination. Abomination requires mutants to have Fuck Machine before they can get it. While this is an advantage of Fuck Machine, some players find it to be a disadvantage for Abomination.

Disadvantages

  • Focus-dependent. Though fantasizing is relatively consistent, someone with zero focus investment will generally not be able to cum.
  • Replacable. You want a thing to inflict boners on command? It's called Viagra and porn. You want a thing to treat boners on command? It's called an inflatable sheep. You want someone to remove boners on command? Ey're called Doctor Beta.
  • Opportunity cost. You're trading an entire mutation slot for a small stat buff and the ability to do these things.

Location

In Maas Neotek, in the Baumann-Ritchie Club for Gentlemen on the upper-most floor.


Mutations
Racial Mutations AbominationChudHideous FreakVampireZombie
Focus Mutations CarrieChillerFuck MachineSalamanderScreechWrithing SmokeEmpath
Movement Mutations LeapfrogPhaserClairvoyance
FlightBlinkMedium
Soak Mutations High DensityFirewalkerRubberskinSnakeskinYeti Skin
LithodermisSolar SpongeSilicone SkinEelskinYeti Fur
Miscellaneous Mutations BillygoatBleederBloodhoundBrainslugBrute StrengthCamelfatEnigmaFibrocartilageHooliganHyperimmuneIron LiverJunkratMuleNimble FingersPlant WhispererStenchTwitchy NervesSuperclotXray VisionCat Ears
Ripperlikes CarcinocudgelHorrorspikeRipperTendrils
Joke Mutations Third Nipple
Defunct Mutations Jammer